What is Corner Box?
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syn: corner office.
def: a place which peon employees aspire to obtain, but once obtained they realize it the same job, but you sold your sole to the man. (Yeah, I'm bitter).
New executive recently promoted, asked by a co-worker:
"Hey man, how do you like your new corner box?"
"Its awesome, I've got the view, the secretary, the respect..."
two years later:
"Hey man, how's your corner box?"
"Another 20 years staring at the bumper in front of me and they'll stick me in another box."
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To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
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