What is Corner Guy?
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The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.
There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.
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Childish insults.
Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!
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The most amazing guy a girl will find. He is one of the best skateboarders to a girl. He gives the girl he likes the world. Nothing coul..
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A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary positio..
