Corner Shop

What is Corner Shop?


1.

a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies

the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?

person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!

Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.

Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop

kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?

Person:1 FO' shizzle

Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.

2.

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's

Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

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