Cornercock Edit Meaning

1. An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not neces..

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..