Cornfelcher

What is Cornfelcher?


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Someone who is so obsessed with corn that they masturbate with it, and after orgasming suck the luscious juices that get in between the kernels.......and maybe eat a little bit.

Tommy: "Boy, I think Cindy may be into cornfelching."

Victor: "What are you talking about?"

Tommy: "I found a full bucket of half eaten corn on the cobs in her closet."

Victor: "Gee Tommy, I don't think that's a good sign, she may need therapy."

Tommy: "I can't believe my daughter's a cornfelcher."

See felcher, tramp, yellow fever, cobber, farm girl


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