Cornflake Conservative

What is Cornflake Conservative?

1.

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

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