Cornish Edit Meaning

1.

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottishand welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.

Man 1: The cornish?

Man 2: Yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!

See celt, celtic, welsh, irish, scottish, celts

2.

Fat. Extra fat. The act of becoming fat. Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

He ate a number 1 from Carls Jr., an oreo shake, and a meal from Long John Silvers? That guy is cornish.

See fat, large, gross, fast food, big mac

3.

The Language of Cornwall (UK, not Stateside!) known, obviously, as Cornish. Linked to the other Celtic/Gaelic languages (where they still exist).

Kernow A'gas Dynnargh!

Cornwall Welcomes You!

Kernewek=Cornish

Kernewek Mar Pleg!

Cornish Please!

See cornwall, celtic, gaelic, newquay, scrumpy

4.

To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

"He has just done a Cornish!"

See rage, suitcase

5.

To really fail at something; a state of cornish. Also to release in ones pants.

This dude just cornished his whole life. Rob is acting very cornish lately. Rob cornished his pants.

See failure, jizz, suck, lame, fail

6.

A decent bit of cornish is like a good bit of flange.

Dave: Is she Cornish?

Pete: I guess so. Decent boat and rack.. I'd give it one.

See rack, flange, minge, hot, arse

7.

No, contrary to popular belief, the cornish are not a load of country bumpkin inbreeds. With no teeth. Who speak funny. No, not at all I'll have you know, that twat who was whinging, shove it up ur chav ass u feckin ned. Anyway as i was saying, we are quite talented in fact, did you know that um... Richard Trevithick lived in MY hometown, and i believe he invented the steam engine, which obviously became a very convenient and popular mode of transport. Yup he sure did.

And also, I would much prefer to live here than in some block of stained council flats in some townie estate in Staines or Preston or some northern shite hole, personally i live by some amazing beaches where the surf is usually 'pumping' apparently and yeh ok the cornish accent is just only slightly annoying, but if you came here you'd find, that usually it's only Camborners and Redruthy's that speak like that. The VAST majority of us prefer to talk in plain understandable english, not that there's anything wrong with a cornish accent, it is highly respectable.

And any self respecting human will be glad to know, we try to keep townies to a minimum, whenever a high pitched screech is heard we get our shot guns out and aim. What isnt there to love?

yeh we're hot too ;)

Alreet me cocker ill cya dreckly cheers me ansum god bless my fruit!

we so rule.