Cornlog

What is Cornlog?


1.

A turd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. Usually hurts when running along the edges of your anus.

Women say men don't know what giving birth is like...let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!

2.

A six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. Most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other fagorts.

"What insensitive fagort dropped that cornlog and didn't flush ... must have been a fiorino"

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