What is Cornography?
1.
The art of filming corn in sexual positions
Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
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Cor-nog-ra-phy
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The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.
Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
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3.
Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn
cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.
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4.
Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?
Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.
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5.
Pictures of Corn, without the husk.
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.
Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.
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It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!
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6.
Basically porn for corn
they are showing there niblets
You have too much cornography, man!
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Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography
Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.
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