Cornography

What is Cornography?


1.

The art of filming corn in sexual positions

Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!

See corn, corno, cornography

2.

Cor-nog-ra-phy

-noun

The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.

See cornagraphy, pornography, porn, corn

3.

Porn, except instead of people, they are replaced with Corn

cornography is what i do man, write it and film it, and the best part is, they do it for free. They'll do anything! Hardcore, whatever you want.

See corn, porn, cr0n, pr0n, corno

4.

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.

John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.

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5.

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.

Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

See corn, graphy, cornography, corno, cornstar

6.

Basically porn for corn

they are showing there niblets

You have too much cornography, man!

7.

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography

Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.

See corn, cob, picture, video, naked


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