Corn-on-the-cob Job

What is Corn-on-the-cob Job?

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

Shurping

1. when one attempts to burp, but shit comes out instead. The dinner party was spectacular until Grandpa started shurping all over the fin..

El Bastard

1. More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness. What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!..

You Have To Be Poking My Butt

1. It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!" Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your l..

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