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A getaway that never leaves the room.
Steph and Scott flew from Philadelphia to Portland for four days and never left the hotel. They ..
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A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest ..
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Pictures and patterns created in the seat of ones underwear from continual, and sometimes painful rectal itching.
Darling, you have an ..