Cornswoggle Man

What is Cornswoggle Man?


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A hideous half man, half monster, hideous creature of East Texas folk legend who lurks near wooded, rural houses after dark. He is especially prone to kidnap and torture young children who sleep near open windows.

"Oooh, I ain't sleepin by the window, Granny Holt said the Cornswoggle man'll get me?"

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