What is Corny?
1.
Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
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2.
Something presented as
Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
3.
(adj) really stupid, or using ironic situations.
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That story is really corny.
4.
Obviously stupid.
Usually acted by people who are desparate for attention.
"Look, I have 5 fingers" - That's corny.
5.
a stupid romantic person
roses are red and sometimes are thorny when i think of you i get really corny.
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6.
see: American Gladiators
"Hey man, American Gladiators is on!"
"What's American Gladiators, Brah?"
"Turn it to NBC and see for yourself!"
Moments later...
"Ahhh... This shit is corny as hell."
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7.
Using lame old jokes trying to impress people and not suceeding.
Being horny, eager to have sex
Damn Bob's Joke was the most corniest shit anybody ever heard.
Oh I feel so corny, let's do the hula.
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