Corporate Dementia

What is Corporate Dementia?


1.

A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).

Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.

Example #1:

Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."

Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."

Example #2:

Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."


55

Random Words:

1. A sexy southern moderator for NukeZone You see that Pappahodge pwned my ass in the forums!! See sexy, southern, nukezone, moderator, c..
1. doing something totally manly. definitely something not boyish. like punching a girl in the face. Susie: are you coming over to my ho..
1. the act of being a bitch to a man* named kerry "KERRRRRRRRRRRBIITCHHHH" "SHUTUP!!" "SHUTUP YOU"RE HER BIT..