What is Corporate Dementia?
1.
A temporary form of amnesia where a corporate employee retains no knowledge of previous conversations (particularly when involving benefits to underlings).
Most often seeing in managerial types, or those working in a corporate environment for a very long time.
Example #1:
Bob: "Remember in the meeting last week when my boss said I would be in charge of that new project? Well, I noticed Carl working on it, and when I spoke to my boss, she denied ever speaking to me about it."
Jane: "See-- it's that corporate dementia kicking in again."
Example #2:
Rick: "Dude, my boss just told me the exact same thing he said an hour ago-- must be that corporate dementia."
Random Words:
1.
Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.
Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Di..
1.
scrubbing the toilet of the internet
"Hey Josh, this handmapping is a lot like scrubbing a toilet dont'cha think?"..
1.
Slang, another name for marijuana in New Zealand.
Hey bro want me to hook you up with some of this electric puha?..
