What is Corporate Masturbation?


1.

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

See corporate, masturbate, masturbation, corporation, masturbatory

2.

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

See corporate, corporation, capitalist, masturbation, masturbate


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