Corporate Mowhawk

What is Corporate Mowhawk?


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not a real mowhawk. what happens when a young trendy man (i.e meterosexual) with a short sensible haircut gets a tub of hair gel and tries to spke it up down the middle before going out on the weekend. it can look ok, but mostly looks dumb.

ooh, that punk has liberty spikes but that metero just has a corporate mowhawk.


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