Corporate Speak

What is Corporate Speak?

bullsh*t; talking out of one's rear end.

If he tries that corporate speak with me, then I might slap him in the mouth.

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W00tw00t

1. Statement made by a g33kwho is really excited or thrilled. So thrilled that one w00t simply isn't enough. Uber w00tw00t! See w00t..

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

Rake My Garden

1. When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair. Phil: Hey can you rake my garden fo..

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