Corporate Speak Edit Meaning

1. The act of masturbating to porn displayed on a computer screen. Used in combination with the word 'teh.' 1. Where's Mike..

1. The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's ow..

1. When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate. "Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo ..