What is Corporate Spider?
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The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
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Assimilate into the upper eschelons of corporate culture, at the expense of your soul.
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An insult that shows the speakers mild annoyance that they are losing an arguement. But doesn't have any great impact on the recipi..
