What is Corporate Spider?
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The person in an organization that spends most of her time trying to devise some new form or buerueacratic paper trail to cement her position within the firm, and ensnare other Employees in a paperwork nightmare, that only She can help them through.
Drone 1: Man what the hell is this new form?
Drone 2: Oh that is the new form that Sheila our Corporate Spider implemented last week. You have to fill that out to request the form for office supplies, and then get it approved by an Executive. There is a flow chart attached to the email she sent out to the entire company. You did get the email didn't you?
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Oh goodnees me, you have just been totally burned dude.
<Poster 1> "Hi guys."
<Poster 2> "OMG UR SO GHEY!&q..
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Something that must be worn with a sporty frock coat, preferably by a nervous, pacing fellow named Dennis.
Ye arrive at DENNIS....obvio..
