What is Corporatelalia?
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Obtuse, vague, and confusing verbiage crapped out in official documents by corporations and their lawyers. Meant to mislead and confuse, and to promote a prescribed company line. Also see corporatespeak, legalese, and marketing.
That memo e-mailed out by HR this morning was so full of corporatelalia, I don't know what the hell is going on at this office.
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Example of one spin on a roulette wheel.
John Bet $30 on black, and $20 on 36.
Brandon bet $50 on 2nd twelve.
Steve bet 100$ on red.
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a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler..
