What is Corporatese?
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A manner of speaking that uses the most amount of words to give the least amount of information. Most often used by Upper Management when not wanting to, or be able to, give a direct answer.Very often used when put on the spot.
The bank president used corporatese to justify his multimillion dollar bonus after asking for a billion dollar government bailout.After 45 minutes of talking not one person who heard him could understand his justification, let alone repeat what he said.
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Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.
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named after champagne known for being an awesome drunk and knows how to party
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