What is Corporatese?
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A manner of speaking that uses the most amount of words to give the least amount of information. Most often used by Upper Management when not wanting to, or be able to, give a direct answer.Very often used when put on the spot.
The bank president used corporatese to justify his multimillion dollar bonus after asking for a billion dollar government bailout.After 45 minutes of talking not one person who heard him could understand his justification, let alone repeat what he said.
Random Words:
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The opposite of sex (i.e. World of Warcraft).
John: Hey dude, did you have teh sex on the weekend?
Melvin: No, I had opposite sex.
Jo..
