What is Corporatese?
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A manner of speaking that uses the most amount of words to give the least amount of information. Most often used by Upper Management when not wanting to, or be able to, give a direct answer.Very often used when put on the spot.
The bank president used corporatese to justify his multimillion dollar bonus after asking for a billion dollar government bailout.After 45 minutes of talking not one person who heard him could understand his justification, let alone repeat what he said.
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Swinging your flacid penis around in a circular motion for your own personal amusement
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Kinda hard to explain, actually, I think it means coolest person in the world, ya no?
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