Corruptometer

What is Corruptometer?


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Simple anthropometric device used for measuring the correlation between personal corruption and the girth of the bellies of inhabitants of impoverished regions of the world. One notes a generalized increase in levels of illicit behavior as the belly measurements increase. Bolstered by designer gyms, chic life-styles and personal trainers, radically different conclusions will be noted from analysis of corruptometer readings drawn from subjects from the post-industrial world.

"We used the corruptometer to suss out who was dastardly in the group of strangers who took us in following the fall of the dictatorship."

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