Corsa Boy Racer

What is Corsa Boy Racer?


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Similar to the Boy Racer and Saxo Boy Racerbut this time these young men have decided to buy a Vauxhall Corsa(usually 1.1 litre). Usually bought by mommy or on finance. Once car is purchased they then slam as much plastic on the bodywork as possible 2 attract girls attention! Little do the girls kno no matta which model corsa it is its a slow car and their "hunk" has only bought it cuz its cheap 2 run and cheap 2 find lil stupid extras for it!

"Look at that lads car man thats fkin wiked innit" says girl waitin on the side ov the road 4 sum1 2 cum along.

"No way wot happened there" says girl wen shes in car and a REAL car goes flyin past the corsa!


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