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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?
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Where I was last night.
Haha, you just been OWN3D...
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The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.
While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.
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