What is Cort?
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A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.
That guy is soooo Cort.
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Also known as Cortney. A girl who's parents wanted her name to be unique by spelling it differently from other courtney's. Most cort's are sexy, goofy, smart, outgoing, and yet lack common sense.
Man, did you see Cort last night? She got drunk off her ass and hit her head on the door.
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a turtle with sunglasses.
Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!
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To ask to be paid back in food or favor.
Hey Tooms, you owe me money. Can you cort me this Jimmy Johns?
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a kid in michigan that thinks he's black
look at the wigger/ look at that ficken cort
6.
The epitome of the American male. Cort(s) generally make their path through history and are easily noticed by the number of "mud holes" stomped in people's buttock area. Cort originated in the fall of 2002. Named after a badass Ranger from the City of Bastok. He continues to stomp mud holes every chance he gets.
See the Cort, feel the shine.
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An upcoming white rapper. Said to be the next Shady from many sourses. Easily the best rapper in Metro-Detroit for his age group.
Come on cuz we gotta go to the store to get Cort's new album!
