Cortes

What is Cortes?

A mixed drink. 8oz of everclear and 1 gram of ruffies.

Noah couldn't get with that girl from the movie so he gave her a cortes. Pill 'em and drill 'em

See ruffies, special k, creepy, dennis, creepster

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