Cortez Edit Meaning

1.

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..

friend: that guy is like cortez

me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition

2.

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

Cortez - Its time to split!

3.

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!

Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"

Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."

Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."

See colorado, tweekers, wal-mart

4.

Extremely annoying mexijew who

1) Thinks they are good at trick

2) Thinks they have big balls (but they are really 1/16 an average mans size)

And 3) Is a failure at lifeoverall

"Stop being a Cortez"

See balls, gay, mexican, jew, good, life, failure

5.

A gay black male,

someone who is of african american who likes cock

look its cortez, that gay black dude who likes guys just like his brother

See cortez, fag, black, gay, loser

6.

noun

the act of squeezing a man's balls and then moving them up and down so as to facilitate ejaculation

My brother has been REALLY horny all week. I think I'll give him a Cortez tonight!

See handjob, masturbation, jerkoff, blowjob