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n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.
His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer..
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On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Wow, it..