Corvette Edit Meaning

1.

best car ever made, no imports stand a chance against them and if you think you can take on a corvette with your rice burner than you have no idea what you are getting your self into.

Honda driver: o shit its a corvette i better get the fuck out of here

Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy

See kyle

2.

An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.

'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.

Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.

'Vette Owner : tell me about it

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3.

What you COULD have bought after you flushed all that dough down the toilet putting after-market shit all over a Honda Civic.

Owner of the fastest Civic in the world:" Wow, I could've had a V8!"

Owner of a Corvette: (Could not be reached for comment because the Civic couldn't catch the Vette)

4.

Destroyer of japanese cars which are twice its cost.(including skyline and NSX)

This has been proven by roadNtrack and carNdriver

The nsx was beaten by the z06 in every category, the fanboys cried.

5.

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).

"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"

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6.

An American muscle car that has withstood the tests of time. Fast,ellegant and cheap, the Corvette is more then a show car. The Z06 model comes in at about $55,000.00, witch is $45,000.00 less then a porsche or similar exoctic. The car can hand;le the car can accelearate. i own a Mazda RX-7..but I would the vette anyday. Wether your a ricer or a gear head one thing holds true...THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

7.

Too much car for any import to hadle.

Does that import driver really think he can park that corvette? He's not even worthy enough to look at it.