Cosmarbie

What is Cosmarbie?


1.

Superficial woman, usually between ages of 15 & 35, who obsessively follows the fashion dictates of _Cosmopolitan_, tries to achieve that 'perfect' Barbie-body, and thinks of little besides personal appearance. Universally falls into heteronormative trap of objectification, sees own worth as determined by ability to attract men.

Rachel McAdams plays a cosmarbie on TV. Paris Hilton--cosmarbie icon or pinnacle of cosmarbie-ness? Cindy Jackson is perhaps the most literal of cosmarbies.

See plastic, blonde, airhead, dumb bitch, superficial


41

Random Words:

1. "gansta" thang, way of life, something a "gansta" does. "aint nothin but a G THANG baby!" See sloggy..
1. a blowjob from someone with no teeth, or someone who has had thier teeth knocked out violently She was new at it, so it was a bloody qu..
1. The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff. Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day. Ni..