Cosmetic Perjury

What is Cosmetic Perjury?


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noun:

the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"

mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

See fakeover


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