What is Cosmetic Perjury?
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the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
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Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelinor man meat.
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an individual that knowingly starts a relationship that will be painful
One says don't fall in love with me you will only get hurt..
