What is Cosmic Boner?
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(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight
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As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.
Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two..
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When you jack off or have some sex in the shower, the excess cum needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtes..
