What is Cosmic Boner?
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(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight
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The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to slangdefine. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
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Someone who is hideous in appearance. Someone who has a hard time attracting women. A monster like appearance. Probably has never had se..
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to paint an object with camouflage pattern flames, most often occurring in West Virginia
Lets flamouflage the Ford today.
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