Cosmic Forces

What is Cosmic Forces?


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n. pl.

A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."


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