What is Cosmic Forces?
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n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.
"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."
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Named for its founder Eric, this is when a girl shits on your chest and then you proceed to masturbate to completion w the hot shit.
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