Cosmic Horner

What is Cosmic Horner?

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

Hairy Canary

1. A very hairy vagina. Damn, I was bout to go down on this chick, but I didn't cuz she had a fuckin Hairy Canary! See Skin Flute 2..

Clap The Pony

1. *verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound. "My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?" See fi..

Icedickle

1. The state of having an exceptionally cold penis; usually accompanied by extreme pain. Icedickle commonly afflicts distance runners who ..

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