Cosmic Irony

What is Cosmic Irony?


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A type of irony in which Fate, the Universe, God, or whichever omnipotent force you choose makes it their sole purpose to mess with your life. They like to screw you over, and watch the mayhem while laughing at your misfortune.

Never knowing why things went wrong in his life, Mike felt like the victim of some sort of cruel cosmic irony.


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