Cosmic Power

What is Cosmic Power?


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After performing a silver surferthe man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

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