Cosmic Power

What is Cosmic Power?


1.

After performing a silver surferthe man usually follows up by sticking his tin foil covered penis into the microwave thus causing it to spark just like the silver surfer's cosmic powers. He then proceeds to stick his penis into the girls mouth and burning her tongue.

My girlfriend broke up with my after I used my cosmic power.

See cosmic, power, silver, surfer, fantastic


97

Random Words:

1. One who is married to someone of the opposite sex but is a homosexual. That Ted isn't pulling one over on us. Everyone knows he&ap..
1. When someone is insulted to the point of tears or inability to reply or make a comeback. Dan got Verbal Ko by robin williams. See owne..
1. A large person whose gender is undeterminable, especially one who has little or no regard for their appearance. I walked into the women..