What is Cosmic Wedgie?
1.
To perform a wedgie and completely rip the pants off the victim.
I gave him a cosmic wedgie and his arse was bleeding.
2.
Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.
Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.
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