Cosmopolitan Edit Meaning

1.

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

See cosmo, slut, whore, women

2.

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka

1/2 oz triple sec

1/2 oz cranberry juice

1/2 oz rose's lime juice

1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

3.

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan

other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

4.

Hip, cool, "jet-set" version of monoculture.

Liberal elitist hipster: That is so horrible that MacDonald's is everywhere in the world. They are breaking down indigenous culture and traditional folkways. Monoculture everywhere! It is sickening. (Moments later) It is so wonderful that we are breaking down backward ways of life in the American South and any other traditional culture. We want to spread the cosmopolitan ethos everywhere. I am a citizen of the world!

See monoculture, hip, hipster, left, feminism, liberal, cool, libertarian, hypocrite, liberal elite, limousine liberal, patriotism

5.

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.

Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!

See strawberry shortcake, sex, cum, ejaculation, punching, ice cream