What is Cosmopolitician?
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A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.
**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**
Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."
Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."
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