Cost Per Lay

What is Cost Per Lay?


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Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"

Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."

Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"

Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."

Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"

Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."

Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"

Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."

Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

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