Costa Donkey

What is Costa Donkey?


1.

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.

Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"

See drunken, female, tourist, beach, ride


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