What is Costanza Wallet?
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A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.
"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"
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