Costanzaed It

What is Costanzaed It?


1.

Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.

Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.

Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"

1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking faceand I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.

2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parkingand mo money.

See royal fuck up, f up, fubar, homer, idiot, idiot ass, dumbass, bonehead, dunderhead


2

Random Words:

1. To make a situation an awful lot worse when it doesnt seem possible to do so. That guy has managed to feenify the whole thing - That gu..
1. A term used in football where the ball is kicked (either on purpose or by accident) into another players head or face, without them havi..
1. Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute. She best take off those prostiboots before som..