What is Costanzaed It?
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Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.
Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.
Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were
sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on thethreeway freeway . She ditched mefaster than a cat can lick its ass .
2. Dude, you have a
Recession Beard . Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking forRock Star Parking andmo money .
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