What is Costco?
1.
1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever
Costco is a cool place to work and shop
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2.
A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.
Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples
3.
Really big and massive (adj)
(the store, costco, sells food and other items in bulk)
"wow dude, that chick is so costco"
"hummers are ridiculously costco"
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4.
The parking-lot where teenagers have sex in the back of their cars at night
"Hey, what did you do last night"
"Betsy wanted me to cum with her to costco, so i felt obliged."
"Thats Hot"
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5.
A sexual act involving peanut butter, and bird seed.
You pack your butt with a mixture of peanut butter and bird seed and then bend over and hold open your butt cheeks in a place where birds like to go. This allows birds to eat out your ass and feels really good.
Dude I went out to the park yesterday and got a great costco.
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6.
A warehouse where all the fobs shop. Merchandise are usually bulked in large amounts. There is an abundant amount of samples where you can note that a large percentage are not serious shoppers and just "sample".
"Hey, have you noticed that at least every aisle has at least one fob?"
"Really?...oh yea."
7.
A place for cheap people to buy unnecessarily large amounts of a certain item. Now a slang term for really big things.
Your mom is costco sized!