Costco Girl Edit Meaning

1. In America, a completely perfect reason to get a ton of presents, gifts, media coverage and other frivolous shit absolutely free. See me..

1. Shortened version of expensive "You tryin' to go see a movie?" "Nah son, that shit is way too 'spence." ..

1. A loser who fails at life. Person 1: Wow, that guy is such a GlowWorm! Person 2: Yeah, he sucks at everything. See loser..