Costco Lady

What is Costco Lady?


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She appears out of nowhere in the middle of places such as Target. She loves Costco.

The Costco Lady hates Costco.

Me: I hate Costco.

Costco Lady: I'm the Costco lady, and I LOVE Costco!

Jason: It's the only place where you can get cheap vodka!

Costco Lady: Stupid alcoholic kids...

Us: Stupid Costco lady!

See costco, target, vodka, alcohol, kids


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