Costcoyopia

What is Costcoyopia?


1.

A consumption dysfunction characterized by an excessive focus on the unit price of an item and an associated disregard to intangible costs including time spent waiting in massive lines with other victims of costcoyopia

You just spent an hour in Costco to get a bottle of wine? Dude, you've got costcoyopia.

See myopia, costco, consumption


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