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After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.
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A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indic..
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invented last january, and is on the 15th of february every year, celebrating the life and times of a miss lucy jane stubley, born circa..
