Cottage Body Cheese

What is Cottage Body Cheese?

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

See cottage, body, cheese, fat, nasty, ugly, cellulite

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