Cottage Edit Meaning

1.

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen

Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

See lavatory, bog, loo, shithouse

2.

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

See summer, house, cottage, camp, masturbation

3.

1.(n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about.

2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.

3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.

1. Every rich person owns a cottage.

2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!

3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.

See cottage, cottaging, homo, gay, bathroom, sex, butt ninja

4.

Yet another word for bed. A place of "recreation" and rest. A longer version of the word (cot).

"My boyfriend and i dont plan on just sleeping in my cottage tonight".

"Fancy coming back to my cottage" .

See cot, bed, rest, sleep, sex

5.

vt. "to cottage" - to engage in activities associated with a cottage

jamie loves to go cottaging

6.

n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.

We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.

See nucleus

7.

C) Whitty-Son

D) burnham