Cottage Cheeks

What is Cottage Cheeks?

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.

2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.

1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

See cellulite, lumpy, ass, butt, trunk

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